“Standing all clean, fresh and tall-ish in my bestest birthday suit my next move was blatantly obvious. It was time to pour myself a gentlemanly two fingers of Laphroaig 10 over two cubes of ice. Isn’t it funny how so many of life’s ‘gentlemanly’ rules involve two fingers?”
Ready to dive head first into a bold n’ provocative comedy adventure?
Take a trip down the rabbit hole, step into the tan dessert boots of Jason and come ride shotgun for the tale of his grand love affair with her Majesty The Sweetness.
Who is The Sweetness?
The Sweetness is Innocence. The Sweetness is Warmth. The Sweetness is Desire.
In Jason’s way stands a series of ridiculous tests, nefarious foes, one slagathor and just a boat load of involuntary soul searching. Fortunately there’s bound to be a bountiful haul of treats and libations to keep things on an even keel.
To what depths will one mere mortal climb trying to save her Majesty?
Well …
