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Dino-thon underway

Discussion in 'Tea Room (Book Chat)' started by Reader, 21 Jun 2017.

  1. atry

    atry Member

    Is it any better?
     
  2. porridge

    porridge Member

    Just the one more, Mrs Wembley?
     
  3. Reader

    Reader Vile Critic

    This had its issues, but it was lightyears ahead of Night of the Kraken.

    Goliath

    The best way to summarise the plot is a mix of godzilla and tremors: nuclear tests mutate an underground predator and force it to the surface where it feeds. In the first couple of chapters it is an unlucky school aprty and town, then the main plot kicks in and it moves to a tourist party that eventually hole up in a desert town and try to survive.

    The problem with pulp books is that if I try to analyse them I find all the little details, like four characters with names starting with the same letter, that mean it shouldn't be a good book. However these are also part of what make it good pulp fiction.

    There are some incredibly gory death scenes, including one from the point of view of a person being eaten alive. The author is fond of the word half, and the upper and lower half of bodies part company quite often.Other people get trodden on. For fans of graphic deaths and gore, yes, you will find this book right up your alley.

    The plot is simple: survive. By Chapter 8 I was actually disappointed that people with so much sense otherwise were trying to take the dinosaur on with baseball bats instead of moving on to creative weaponry, like mains power. They never really do even after seeing a gas tank explosion damage it more than a gunshot. Likewise no one with a gun targets weak points, they just shoot the skin. That wouldn't stop a croc, let alone a dinosaur.

    The characterisation is standard for this type of story, but sometimes the women and the attitudes taken to them, really do hinder the group. Like the hero not leaving the unreliable guy with the bulk of the group because his wife was with them (and obviously he stood a better chance of managed the guy one-toone than eight-to one). I was rather praying for her to pick up a gun, tell her husband to leave and that one way or another he wouldn't be a problem when he got back. (It would also have allowed the From the Dark Waters solution to the monster which was cold-blooded as anything I have seen, and would have worked.) She didn't.

    In general it is easy to get a grip on people's characters, although they are under considerable stress. James, the resident waste of space, is legitimately annoying, to the point where I am surprised he was still breathing by chapter 8. Hobble him, kick him out and let him distract the monster from contributing members. I was rather disappointed by his comeuppance. I'm not sure how old Alyce is meant to be. The books says seven but she's a little slow on the uptake for that age and keeps insisting that people she has seen eaten are alive...And having translated the German backpacker's last words, he got exactly what he had coming to him. Blame everyone but yourself, why don't you?

    This book does suffer from the classic problem of the good guys not being allowed to be killers so the bad guy does something stupid or chance just happens to work out in a way that kills him. Worse things happen to total innocents than to the people who really have it coming. That's not just because of the way things work out, but because the good guys rely on chance to make sure they don't have to act.

    One really nitpicky issue I did have with this book, which I deliberately suspended disbelief on because it is magical nuclear dinosaur mutants, is the mass issue. A T-rex would be sated by one goat. One of these creatures in five minutes eats a pride of lions and several zoo visitors. Another eats a minimum of seven armed troops and their equip (none of whom pull the pin on grenades as they are going down). That's getting on for a ton of mass.

    Overall though it was a good pulp read. I love the Tremors films (all three of them) and series, so this is the type of story that appeals to me. As trashy monster pulp fics go, I'd give this a five. It has screams, it has blood and it has science on holiday.

    It was a nice way to end the evening, and I will be looking to see if it has sequels (dear author that's a hint)

    And I'm ending the Dino-thon there. My eyes, and my Kindle battery, are exhausted.

    Goodnight, dear Readers.
     
  4. porridge

    porridge Member

    *CLAPS*
     
  5. atry

    atry Member

    I'm not sure whether you liked it or not, but that's a pretty thorough review.
     
  6. jessica

    jessica Active Member

    Well done! :) Are those reviews going on the site?
     
  7. Reader

    Reader Vile Critic

    I am looking up the sequel. You decide.
     
  8. atry

    atry Member

    I know I am going to regret this. What is a From the Dark Waters solution?
     
  9. Reader

    Reader Vile Critic

    I don't see why any other than Night of the Kraken should not go on the site.

    @atry, it requires a still-living casualty, a large amount of poison, a tourniquet, and an axe.
     
  10. Angel

    Angel Munificent Critic

    You just gave me flashbacks Dear Reader, I thought the title was familiar but fortunately, or maybe not, the name may be the same, but the story is not. I does sound like your story was a little more palatable than mine.

    As for the dino-thon, bravo to you on such a brave feat
     
  11. Kindler

    Kindler Active Member

    I've gotta ask, did the books stick to the same usual 5 or 6 dinosaurs that appear in more or less every piece of fiction or did they spread their bounds a little and go for something more unusual?
     
  12. Pipsqueak

    Pipsqueak New Member

    Hiya - Dinos are cool. Good to see them get some extra attention.
     
  13. Reader

    Reader Vile Critic

    Goliath was termed a Kaiju, but was in practice a Tyrannosaur. The Dinosaur Lake dinos expanded in type book by book, to include several different types based on Tyrannosaurs, Pterosaurs, and Utahraptors. 'Kraken' was nothing known to science.
     
  14. Angel

    Angel Munificent Critic

    @Reader , I need a little word with you about read-a-thons
     

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