A place to share stories on insanity on the road, inspired by some of the things I've seen on the road round here. We have a narrow stretch of road which double decker buses go down. Because of the events this weekend people had parked down it, reducing it to single lane. I'm on a bus going up, there's another one coming down, and while they are manoevring, the ambulance comes up behind my bus with its lights on and sirens going. The bus facing the one I am on pulls back, then steers up off the road into the trees at the side. The ambulance backs up to allow my bus to pull in tight to the parked cars, and starts to pull out to go round it. The bus is just starting to move when the idiot played his part. The car behind the other bus, who had been watching all of this and was pulled over on a safe stretch of road beyond the parked cars, decided it would be a good idea to whip round the bus into the space it had left for the ambulance while a) the road is still blocked by the bus I am on and b) there are sirens coming up the road straight towards it. Hearing two buses and an ambulance all hit their horns at the same time is loud. There was a squeal of brakes as the driver realised he'd nearly hit an ambulance head-on. Many gestures from both bus drivers were used to suggest he should go back to behind the bus. I couldn't see into the ambulance cab, but I suspect they weren't very pleased either. So do you have stories of near-Darwinism on the roads to share?