Dear Cat...

Discussion in 'Time for Tea' started by tirial, 9 May 2018.

  1. Bookangel

    Bookangel Administrator Staff Member

    Is Sophie alright?
  2. tirial

    tirial IT fixer extraordinaire

    Since she's trying to climb out of the window again, I think so... Daft moggy!
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  3. athersgeo

    athersgeo New Member

    Yikes! Poor Sophie. (And doubly poor owners) - though I'm glad she's all right.

    Dear Loki

    I know I'm normally on the other side of the bed so you can use this side as your own personal springboard, but it's hot this side of the bed was cool.

    Thank you for not actually using my face as a springboard instead. That was a spectacular mid-air change of direction and I do appreciate it!

    Maybe hop on the bed from further down next time, just to be on the safe side?

    The substitute food giver
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  4. tirial

    tirial IT fixer extraordinaire

    Dear cats,
    I know it is hot, but when a thunderstorm results in you both lying unmoving by a windowsill unmoved by the thunder that's right overhead, I know it is too hot.
  5. tirial

    tirial IT fixer extraordinaire

    Dear Sophie,
    It's nice to be needed.
    It is not so nice to be kneaded at three a.m.with claws out. I know this is the time you think It is cool enough to be fed, but injuring me so I have to plaster up scratches first will slow down your acquisition of food.
    Regards, Mum
  6. CatInASuit

    CatInASuit Administrator Staff Member

    Dear Sophie,

    While we were minding our own business, there was a sound like the largest ever balloon slowly expiring in the house as the wind whistled through a puncture hole.

    It's was only after a dash round we realised you had decided to knead on a vacuum packed set of fabrics and caused the problem.

    This would also account for why you were dashing round the house as if the world was ending.

    We now have to decide what to do with the re-inflated vacuum pack, which has now lost it's airtight seal, while comforting you at the same time.

    Confused as heck at the noise.
  7. jessica

    jessica Active Member

    She's stopped hunting USB drives:whistle:? Moved onto larger prey, then::rofl::?
  8. athersgeo

    athersgeo New Member

    Dear Loki

    I'm sorry you're feeling poorly, and yes, your activities did make it really easy to spot that there was a problem.


    Dude. Peeing on the bed? Twice?!

    Next time, choose the bathtub. We'll still notice (trust me!) and it's a lot easier to clean up.

    The substitute foodgiver

    PS At least you missed the clean laundry

    PPS Please be a good boy and take your meds
  9. CatInASuit

    CatInASuit Administrator Staff Member

    Poor Loki, living up to his namesake no doubt.

    Dear Matilda,

    Since when did you learn to Hypo-purr on a wavelength that will put me to sleep.

    It's difficult to read a book in bed, when you sneak up and purr, leaving me to wake up 20 minutes later wondering what happened.
  10. jessica

    jessica Active Member

    o_OPeeing in the bath is the good optiono_O? K.:up::confused:
  11. athersgeo

    athersgeo New Member

    Yup - much easier to clean than a mattress. I mean, you can use water and disinfectant on a bath!

    Did I mention it was a double bed and the little sod peed right in the middle. through two layers of duvet, fleece, sheets, mattress topper and into the mattress?!

    A week on, he seems to be back on form so I think he's healing up nicely. Fingers crossed that we don't get a repeat performance - if nothing else, my spine won't cope with another night on the couch!

    And on another note:

    Dear Loki

    Please stop taking lumps out of us because you keep catching yourself in our glasses.

    We promise that the other cat you're seeing in the reflection is you - not some interloper who needs to be put in his place.

    Seriously, there isn't enough antiseptic for your antics.

    The substitute food giver contemplating buying shares in Elastoplast and Dettol

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