Discussion in 'Time for Tea' started by tirial, 9 May 2018.
Is Sophie alright?
Since she's trying to climb out of the window again, I think so... Daft moggy!
Yikes! Poor Sophie. (And doubly poor owners) - though I'm glad she's all right.
I know I'm normally on the other side of the bed so you can use this side as your own personal springboard, but it's hot this side of the bed was cool.
Thank you for not actually using my face as a springboard instead. That was a spectacular mid-air change of direction and I do appreciate it!
Maybe hop on the bed from further down next time, just to be on the safe side?
The substitute food giver
I know it is hot, but when a thunderstorm results in you both lying unmoving by a windowsill unmoved by the thunder that's right overhead, I know it is too hot.
It's nice to be needed.
It is not so nice to be kneaded at three a.m.with claws out. I know this is the time you think It is cool enough to be fed, but injuring me so I have to plaster up scratches first will slow down your acquisition of food.
While we were minding our own business, there was a sound like the largest ever balloon slowly expiring in the house as the wind whistled through a puncture hole.
It's was only after a dash round we realised you had decided to knead on a vacuum packed set of fabrics and caused the problem.
This would also account for why you were dashing round the house as if the world was ending.
We now have to decide what to do with the re-inflated vacuum pack, which has now lost it's airtight seal, while comforting you at the same time.
Confused as heck at the noise.
She's stopped hunting USB drives:whistle:? Moved onto larger prey, then?
I'm sorry you're feeling poorly, and yes, your activities did make it really easy to spot that there was a problem.
Dude. Peeing on the bed? Twice?!
Next time, choose the bathtub. We'll still notice (trust me!) and it's a lot easier to clean up.
The substitute foodgiver
PS At least you missed the clean laundry
PPS Please be a good boy and take your meds
Poor Loki, living up to his namesake no doubt.
Since when did you learn to Hypo-purr on a wavelength that will put me to sleep.
It's difficult to read a book in bed, when you sneak up and purr, leaving me to wake up 20 minutes later wondering what happened.
Peeing in the bath is the good option? K.
Yup - much easier to clean than a mattress. I mean, you can use water and disinfectant on a bath!
Did I mention it was a double bed and the little sod peed right in the middle. through two layers of duvet, fleece, sheets, mattress topper and into the mattress?!
A week on, he seems to be back on form so I think he's healing up nicely. Fingers crossed that we don't get a repeat performance - if nothing else, my spine won't cope with another night on the couch!
And on another note:
Please stop taking lumps out of us because you keep catching yourself in our glasses.
We promise that the other cat you're seeing in the reflection is you - not some interloper who needs to be put in his place.
Seriously, there isn't enough antiseptic for your antics.
The substitute food giver contemplating buying shares in Elastoplast and Dettol
I have always found that cat owners have two things in common.
1. A vast and surprising set of unexplained scratches
2. Bottles and bottles of antiseptic.
@athersgeo - so how is little Loki doing this side of the New Year?
*eyes hand which bears the marks of the latest tussle*
Simultaneously getting more friendly and more anti-social. He also isn't much of a Pink Floyd fan, which is a pity...
How are Sophie and Matilda doing?
It's winter. Matilda just wants somewhere warm with access to food.
Sophie wants the outside temperature to be turned up and the outside water from sky to be turned off. Although now the birds are back and nesting, she has a new hobby...
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