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Dear Cat...

Discussion in 'Time for Tea' started by tirial, 9 May 2018.

  1. athersgeo

    athersgeo New Member

    (Not really) Dear Loki

    I know we said you were very brave and deserved all the treats on Saturday for saying hello to The Boy and letting him rub your ears, but.

    But.

    Snacking on the freshly baked egg muffins yesterday evening was not on. Not least because you tried all four (!) in the pan before deciding that they weren't to your tastes.

    Rat bag.

    Yours

    The underwhelmed cook who is now short four breakfasts this week...
     
  2. CatInASuit

    CatInASuit Administrator Staff Member

    Dear Matilda,

    As old and crochety and set in your ways as you are, since when did you decide that sleeping on top of us was now the acceptable thing to do.

    Is this purely to ensure that Sophie knows her place in the pecking order.

    Yours,

    The sleep-deprived slaves
     
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  3. CatInASuit

    CatInASuit Administrator Staff Member

    Dear Sophie,

    Ok, we admit it, you are a hunter.

    From hanging around with foxes, to what you did to that poor, yet very large, spider and finally today, when you bought in an adult dragonfly which you then chased around the lounge until I could rescue it and put it outside.

    We get it, but I dread to think what will happen if any birds cross you path.
     
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  4. athersgeo

    athersgeo New Member

    Dear Loki

    *points up*

    That is the behaviour of a cat.

    What you did on Friday night...was not.

    Granted, we're quite pleased not to be dealing with copious quantities of corpses, but stealing mum's cable needle (!) in its holder is not something to be encouraged.

    Or were you so feed up with her knitting you figured you'd take direct action?!

    Yours

    The slightly perplexed substitute food giver
     
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