Government skills quiz?

So the government launched its official "what career would you be good at" quiz. According to the Evening Standard it is making everyone Boxers, but I didn't believe that.

I got best suited for "Creative Work", right after the government said everyone should be getting out of creative work. Oh, and Sports. Apparently there's quite a market for visually impaired Boxers. I guess I stand corrected. (The second offer it gave me was Referee...)

If you want to see if you can get something insane, the quiz is right here.

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It says I should be a chef or a cake decorator. I can't cook!

 

Apparently, I am informed, I should be working in a brewery. I believe I have porridge's results, unless there's suddenly a demand for someone of my years in alcohol manufacturing? I could even obtain up to twenty-five thousand pounds, which I'm sure is enough to live on in my current area. My second option was microbrewer, so it seems I am wasting my retirement as a book reviewer and editor.

Some of these questions are poorly worded to say the least. I have rarely met anyone who is not motivated by success.

 

The result of my career evaluation is more on creative and media job like copy editor with a starting salary of £22,000 to £40,000. Well it suits my talent in writing which is my passion.

 

Don't worry, apparently I should retrain as an actor.

Even though they are shutting down all the venues as part of the lockdown, so that would make me an unemployed actor, or a struggling one at least. I've heard of suffering for art, but does it have to be government mandated suffering. It's not like they haven't done enough already.