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It's so hot that...

Discussion in 'Life in General' started by skye, 17 Jul 2018.

  1. skye

    skye Member

    ...my thermometer is begging for mercy and the mercury is trying to escape

    This is true. Mine only goes up to 35 degrees and the red line is virtually attached to the top of the glass.
     
  2. jessica

    jessica Active Member

    ...my fridge is getting a tan ;)
     
  3. Mine all mine

    Mine all mine Member

    ...my CPU's crashed. Not the one in my PC, the one in my head!
     
  4. tirial

    tirial IT fixer extraordinaire

    ...my cats are trying to shed their summer coats and climb into the shower with me!
     
  5. Reader

    Reader Vile Critic

    ...when the guard on the train said he offered everyone a "warm welcome", the entire carriage groaned and begged him not to.
     
  6. porridge

    porridge Member

    ...The snow drifts av melted.
     
  7. tirial

    tirial IT fixer extraordinaire

    BREAKING NEWS: Glasgow pub in vanishing permafrost horror! Locals see what the outside actually looks like.
     
  8. jessica

    jessica Active Member

    ...the squirrels are begging for ice-cream!

    Dramatic increase in injuries as snowdrifts fail to cushion exits;).
     
  9. porridge

    porridge Member

    Easy tfix lass. Don't leave.
     
  10. atry

    atry Member

    ...you can fry eggs on the windowsill.
     
  11. tirial

    tirial IT fixer extraordinaire

    ...I got up to find my cats sitting on top of the airconditioning units, uncaring of fur partings!
     
  12. jessica

    jessica Active Member

    ...my ice cream headache evaporated:D
     
  13. atry

    atry Member

    ...My cactuses have wilted
     
  14. skye

    skye Member

    ...The ice lollies I bought melted before I got them home. It is a five-minute walk.
     
  15. Flash Harry

    Flash Harry Member

    ...sun called play at the tennis
     
  16. Meandering

    Meandering New Member

    ...The Librarian is sunbathing!
     
  17. Reader

    Reader Vile Critic

    I certainly am, and it is after seven o'clock at night.
     
  18. Angel

    Angel Munificent Critic

    ...taking a siesta seems perfectly natural.
     
  19. jessica

    jessica Active Member

    ...I've been sunbathing:up:, indoors with the curtains closed::lol::

    and play wasn't even on!:D
     
  20. Mine all mine

    Mine all mine Member

    ...I've shut down my mining rigs. The server cooling could not keep up.

    No. Joking.
     

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