Twist Books or films in one line?

Just for fun, satirically sum up a book or film in one line. The twist is you include major plotholes and poor research as part of it. Repeating a title is OK, just make it different.

I'll go first.

Panic Room, a movie about two thieves breaking into Jodie Foster's house and interrupting her plan to murder her diabetic daughter by giving her an insulin shot to remove her remaining bloodsugar.

 

Lord of the Rings - Demi god has ring stolen and his attempts to get it back are thwarted by a bunch of campers who lose it in a volcano

 

Non-fiction work about how whales are fish and white is evil clogged up by narrative about obsessive sea captain.

Moby Dick

 

A man tries to drive his devoted housekeeper to insanity by replacing his wife: Rebecca