A riveting tale containing such juicy stuff as bitter rivalry, friends to enemies, and lots of fish. Tooting fish war: Fishmonger blasts rival for opening identical shop next door Now, my burning question is: are you Team Fish Universe or Team Fish World? Which of these lovely gentlemen should be awarded a Golden Fishing Rod, and which deserves to be slapped with a wet fish? Also, was the reporter biased? My favourite part: Spoiler The Epic Saga of the Shopping Trolley He asked me for a trolley, I gave him a trolley. He later asked if he can keep the trolley, I said you’re my neighbour, no problem. He broke the wheel and then another day he came back and said two wheels are broken, I said no worries. He said OK – I said don’t use it again, I have another one in the storage room which you can use.