*** WARNING ***
This book contains Graphic Embarrassment!!
If bathroom humor is not for you, then don’t read this book!! But if you are part of that small population of people that has a finely tuned sense of twisted humor, then to you I say—Enjoy!!
Read on . . .
“For the sake of the family, you must not use your real name!” so said my wife of forty years. It’s kind of a funny story for some and ranks up there with disturbing books for others, but the story you are about to read has been a family favorite for years!
All good true accounts read like disaster thrillers, but in this case, I was the walking disaster or more like a funny thriller kind of disaster. Real men will shake their heads in disbelief at the story—it gets real ugly real fast!! The read makes for a good toilet book about a guy in real life dealing with some foul matter in an extremely unorthodox way. Some say it’s indecent, others think it’s ridiculous—either way, it will most likely rank as unforgettable humorous nonfiction!
Enjoy!
Vic Latrine
(Not my real name, much to the relief of my wife!!)
