WARNING! Over 300 silly elephant jokes for kids that have been known to cause excessive eye rolls, uncontrolled gas releases, and groans from the audience.
This greatest elephant joke book is filled from cover to cover with jokes that are so bad, they?re great. Perfect gift for anyone who thinks they’ve heard them all. Ideal for little kids, bigger kids, silly grown ups, just about anybody who loves laughing at silly elephant jokes.
Teacher and parent approved, we aren’t kidding when it comes to elephant jokes because they are appropriate for kids of any age.
This gigantic elephant joke book for kids contains:300 elephant jokes for kids that are easy to read and full of laughs!Fun, silly jokes that are teacher and parent approved.Hours of fun and entertainment that will tickle funny bones while encouraging kids to think quickly.Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids and wacky adults of all ages.Pages packed with goofy illustrations that help visualize these silly jokes.Jokes that help young kids develop their sense of humor, excellent for early and beginning readers to subtly educate them in an engaging manner.100 pages of clean elephant jokes that will never get old!Treat that budding comedian to something that will have them giggling with laughter, available in paperback and e-book formats, click the buy now button!
Some silliness from the funniest elephant joke book ever:
Q: How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
A: Try picking them up.
Q: Who is the busiest man at the circus?
A: The man behind the elephants with the pooper-scooper.
Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a bad student?
A: One rarely bites and the other barely writes.
Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
Q: How do you know the elephant was a bad cook?
A: He used the smoke alarm as a timer.
Q: What does an elephant do when the sun comes out?
A: Makes a big shadow.
Q: Where did the elephant take the sheep to get his hair cut?
A: The baa baas.
