Ingus and Pingus
Rap-NoveLs are finally here
My gnarly dear!
The story that you are about to tackle
Is full of surprises and lessons,
My little pineapple.
Dr. Ingus and Mr. Pingus were born
In the wild wild Amazon jungle,
Where little kids are not allowed
To rumble, fumble and tumble.
What you are about to unwrap
Is written as a kiddie rap
By a shady rattlesnake
Or so the legend says.
Rapping and rhyming
Is loved by so many
That I couldn’t resist to share it,
Even with Granny.
No one will dare be left
Without Ingus and Pingus
In the wild wild Amazon jungle story,
So strap on your cooties,
I mean bootees, sorry,
You’re going in for a surprise of your life
In all of its glory!
Just so you know
Before we begin
The Ingus and Pingus show;
It’s all about the struggles
That they endure and foster
On the path of becoming
The best of the best animal doctors
In the wild wild Amazon jungle,
Where life is difficult,
Full of hardship and struggle.
And so,
Here we go,
Let’s gooooo!
Dr. Ingus had a profound thought
To go for a short walk.
He had no idea what he’ll find
In the wild Amazon jungle
But he sure likes adventure,
Full of magic and a bit of danger.
While deep in the jungle
He gets lost, tired, hungry and sore
And his feet just can’t walk anymore,
So he suddenly falls
To the ground,
Not able to continue
And jazz around.
Next morning,
After his eyes,
Popped open fully wide,
A goofy figure
By the name of Mr. Pingus
Was walking by
And this is exactly how
The doctor
And his future apprentice met
In the wild jungle land,
Without any internet.
And so,
The story of Ingus and Pingus was born
On a beautiful Sunday morning
Near an ancient stone,
While all the animals of the jungle
Were just starting
To open their droopy eyelids
From a night’s rest of farting.
But what happens next
Words just can’t express
After you get through the rest
Of the Rap-NoveLs in this series,
My little silly-sillies.
