Karaoke Quips; Memorise a handful of banter every time you perform and watch your popularity soar… Following the success of his “Best Of Stand-Up” One of the grafters of club entertainment delves once more into his personal treasury of jokes to bring us his new pocket book to inspire others, “Karaoke Singer Quips”. Loaded with 50 plus one-liners, quips, banter, audience baiting roasts, retorts, heckler stoppers and innuendo that have been field-tested in battle for singers and karaoke comperes …interacting with the audience has been taken to new heights with the help of audience baiting banter handpicked by a pro-entertainer and stand-up. Some old, some new some borrowed and some blue. For example “don’t play stupid with me – I’m better at it“ … “could it be love at first sight? – No I’m just feeling horny” … “life is too short, so are you” … “she knows more about reproduction than Xerox” …and many more essential quips for Karaoke stars!
REVIEWS: “Karaoke bars will never be the same again” –Brighton Mag
REVIEWS: “Champ’s Charm School” -Sunday People
REVIEWS: Great price for what u get, would recommend this book to anyone!
REVIEWS: I was pleasantly surprised that many of the lines were excellent. So, a book which is better than most of the competition and worth dipping into frequently.
REVIEWS: I’d rather keep this book a secret so I have less competition however to be fair to my peers, I would recommend it.
REVIEWS: Brilliant book – Read in a flash with laughter throughout!
5.0 out of 5 stars – OMG! Just Buy This Book! – 31 Aug 2013
Guys…if you started throwing these one liners at me I’d see right through them but still be putty in your hands. Ha! By Cathy Wilson
4.0 out of 5 stars – Funny – 25 Aug 2013
I haven’t read all the book yet but Ive already written down some good insults to use. –E. Forster