WARNING! Over 300 calculated math jokes for kids that have been known to cause excessive eye rolls, uncontrolled gas releases, and groans from the audience.
This joke book about math is filled from cover to cover with jokes that are miles ahead of other jokes. Perfect gift for anyone who thinks they’ve heard them all. Ideal for little kids, bigger kids, silly grown ups, just about anybody who loves laughing at silly math jokes.
Teacher and parent approved, we aren’t kidding when it comes to silly math jokes for kids because they are appropriate for kids of any age.
This gigantic math joke book for kids contains:300 math jokes for kids that are easy to read and full of laughs!Fun, silly jokes that are teacher and parent approved.Hours of fun and entertainment that will tickle funny bones while encouraging kids to think quickly.Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids and wacky adults of all ages.Pages packed with goofy illustrations that help visualize these silly jokes.Jokes that help young kids develop their sense of humor, excellent for early and beginning readers to subtly educate them in an engaging manner.100 pages of clean math jokes that will never get old!
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Some silliness from the funniest math joke book ever:
Q: What did the calculator say to the boxer?
A: “Punch some numbers in.”
Q: Why was the math student’s pencil so smelly?
A: It was a number 2 pencil.
Q: Why did the math teacher marry the school janitor?
A: He swept her off her feet.
Q: Why did 1/5 go get a massage?
A: Because it was two-tenths. (too tense)
Q: How do you get a calculator mad?
A: By pushing its buttons.
Q: Why did the math teacher go to the beach?
A: To test the water.
Q: What kind of skates does a calculator wear?
A: Figure skates.
