Parents and children of all ages love these clean monster jokes, monster riddles and monster poems:
“My grandson, who is 7 years old, loves trying out these monster jokes on his brother and parents!” — David K. (San Diego)
“My kids want to read this book again and again, especially on long car rides.” — Cathy S. (Seattle)
Sample Jokes
Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
A: Fish and ships.
Q: Why won’t anyone kiss Dracula?
A: He has bat breath.
Q: Why don’t monsters eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
Goodnight sun and goodnight moon.
Goodnight monster in my room.
Goodnight ghosts and goodnight sprites,
Goodnight floating wispy lights.
I’m counting monsters
Instead of sheep.
They’re now my friends,
So I can sleep!
