My name is Mack Gehapo. I was an agent for the Guild of the American Recording Syndicate during those rollicking, golden days when we were given extraordinary powers to prevent music from being downloaded by any means. It’s the raids that I miss most of all – crashing in through the front door, the tasering, the looty of confiscated goods, the money (who’d have guessed that fines for all those downloaded MP3’s could add up to so much?) and the fear and awe that we were held in. Good times. Good times indeed.
Good times until the sheeple, the greasers, the 99 percenters had to ruin everything.
