Time is melting, the Universe is doomed, and Umperor Rodgarr is out for blood. The fate of all things lie in the incompetent paws of Riffic Gorripp. But is he bothered?
“None of this ever happened. The idea that it could be based on a true story is quite ridiculous.” – Dipmopian Council.
“Excuse my language, but WTF???” – Airport Book Reviewer.
“Seriously, I have no idea what this book is about. Things melt, aliens get their heads bitten off, a planet gets turned inside-out, and an Urknod makes a bowel movement. What? Perhaps I’m not intelligent enough to appreciate it fully but I enjoyed it nonetheless.” – The Daily Galaxy.
“The Micheal O’Handsome films don’t sound so bad to me. I wonder if the author holds some sort of grudge against the Zathian film industry.” – Watchitt and Readitt Reviews.
“This book portrays the Umperor in an entirely unfair manner. He most certainly does not partake in petty cannibalism.” – Urknodopedia.
“The Sea of Infinity does not exist and it is sad that the myth runs so strongly through this otherwise sparkling book.” – Galactic Atheist Weekly.
