Having troubles locating your very own theorist? It’s never been so hot to befriend one down to catch you up on worldly events.
Embark on a cosmic rollercoaster ride with “TALES OF FRAME-UPS AND SNORTS: FROM WEBBED THEORIES TO SOPHISTICATED CABALS, I PREDICTED IT ALL!” penned by the hilariously cosmic author A.K. SCARLETTE. Get ready for a sidesplitting saga that not only unravels the great PLANdemic and the zany co-vid dance but also cranks up the lunacy with the charged-up Disease X – now with added aliens and spaceships!
Imagine the year 2020 as the launchpad for the intergalactic extravaganza known as Agenda 2030. Join the NWO Great Reset, the Davos mantra, and a party so exclusive, that even extraterrestrials had to RSVP from light-years away. It’s a ten-year warp-speed project straight from the archives of interstellar scheming.
Watch in awe as the globalist cabal unveils their masterstroke – depopulation, geoengineering weather manipulation via chemtrails, and space-travelling aliens snacking on cosmic popcorn. But that’s not all – brace yourself for food production interference and destruction. Digital credit scores go hand-in-hand with digital IDs transmitted through interstellar waves, and universal basic income beamed directly into your neural cortex. Pick your District 1, 2, 3 and so on are the allocations of jobs going like hotcakes. Oops, NOT!
Hold on tight as brainwashing sessions, led by net-zero climate cultists from distant galaxies, attack our way of life with unparalleled comedic flair. Bid farewell to your earthly cash because, in a twist of cosmic fate, we’re hurtling towards a cashless society faster than a spaceship navigating a wormhole. Cultural erosion reaches interstellar levels through mass migration, AI reliance, and mandatory alien vaccinations – because even E.T. needs a shot in the tentacle.
As the globalist cabal tightens its extraterrestrial grip on society so subservient, they’re practically doing zero-gravity somersaults, enter Disease X – the cabal’s latest planetary invasion targeting mostly the children, because even little green men need playmates.
Get ready for a sidesplitting journey through the cosmos of conspiracy, where laughter, they said you obeyed, is the best defence against global machinations and extraterrestrial shenanigans. In A.K. SCARLETTE’s world, predicting the unpredictable involves more than just unravelling webs – it’s an intergalactic comedy jam complete with aliens, spaceships, and enough laughter to echo through the Milky Way!
Don’t wait! Now or never has it ever been the right time to befriend a conspirator or just grab this book and let them dodge the bullets. Cheers to the cosmic absurdity!
