Pages: 339
In late 2012 Pete Sortwell did something that no one has ever done before: he wrote a book entirely using spoof reviews of items on Amazon. Well, he actually wrote three books. Now, for the first time you can get all these books together in one boxed set for a lower price than buying all three separately.
Product description: The Village Idiot Reviews
Join Brian, as he tries to woo the girl that works in the local shop, will passing out face down in super glue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of getting her to go out with him?
Will Father Frederick, an alcoholic vicar who has a slight issue with stalking be able to win back the heart of a woman he loved a long time ago?
And will Ethel, who thinks that throwing hard rice instead of confetti in a Bride Groom’s face is an acceptable form of sport, be able to catch whichever one of these two losers in love with her trick as they step out of the church on the happy day?
Written entirely in the form of product reviews, we guarantee you’ve never read a book quite like this before. Hilarious and wholly original, The Village Idiot Reviews pokes gentle fun at the more obscure corners of your favourite e-commerce sites – and introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers since The Vicar of Dibley.
Product description: The Office Idiot Reviews
There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. Fortunately for most of us idiots in the work place are few and far between. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, ‘the home of bath plugs’ has a higher concentrate than other work places, from the MD down to the cleaner, they’re all Idiots.
Read the trails and tribulations of this idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they’ve brought. There’s Donald, who try as hard as does simply cannot get the office junior to notice him, let alone drink some of his special, sleeping tablet ladened tea. Learn how Jeff, gets his own back on the people who mock him by re-enacted a video he saw on Youtube involving Seagulls and watch on in horror as the over-worked cleaner tries to solve the mystery of who is making his job of cleaning the toilets worse than a job cleaning toilets is already.
If you’ve ever worked in an office, then this is the book for you. You’ll recognise the office sex pest, the liar and the moaning admin worker who’s been there longer than the chairs. Written in the form of product reviews, The Office Idiot Reviews is the second in the series of ‘Idiot Review’ Books from Pete Sortwell.
Product description: The Idiot Government Reviews
Ted Williebond is angry, not only at having to settle for running the opposition, but also for the bullying he had to endure at school by Cameron Davies and Gary Osburn, who now run the Government and don’t mind pointing that out to Ted every time they see him. Join Ted as he foolishly leaves reviews of such items as Silly String, vodka and thick curtains as he tries his hardest to bring down the coalition.
On the other side of the fence we’ve got Daniel Dangly, a foolhardy old school politician from Southamptonshire who, try as he might, cannot outrun the press, who seem to stalk him for easy stories; and Elouise Munch, a career girl more concerned about who’s defaced her designer handbag than the people in her constituency.
Running the show though isn’t Cameron Davies or Ted Williebond; in
Free on 14th - 18th Oct 13
Reviews:
No reviews yet.
Third Party Reviews:
No reviews yet. Why not link one?
You can suggest a blog review here
