After a local con man makes the acquaintance of an eccentric cookbook aficionado, he finds himself running from the exposure of a freakish and bloody accident. What follows is a chain of events so absurd and vastly improbable that they couldn’t possibly be fiction. Miles away, an unthinkable tragedy proves to be curtains for an average college community. With an Eldritch being, an executive plot, a string of murders, and a micro-nation planning to “take it back” using a newly bred psychotropic substance. Here approaches a rollicking riot which will test the very fabric of reality itself.
“A tour de farce!” says famed and respected literary critic, Deli McDoesn’t-Exist. “Never in all my years of reading have I encountered such a skillful mixture of genres, characters, and settings. Make sure to pick up this instant classic from the mind of not the guy who’s writing this. A baffling debacle which has irreparably broken my mind (and legs as well). I also hear the author is quite handsome.”
