Strain 5 is poison. Everyone eats it. Only the designers of this genetically modified food know the danger — and those guys are jerks.
Orchestrated at the highest levels of society, the nation’s food supply has been hijacked and contaminated in the first step of a global plot. George Miles, a scientist, discovers something is wrong and joins grocery delivery driver Dustin Fowler on the trail through a world turning insane: terrorist wristware, inflatable farm equipment, a woman following her dream to become the world’s fattest person and Tolkien-themed Pyramid schemes all stand in their path to save everyone from a monstrous fate.
They’ll do whatever it takes to stop the conspiracy, even if they have to slap the lunch out of everyone’s hand, one sandwich at a time.
